Denpasar International Airport, Bali - On the final day of her ‘Bali trip with the girls’ Australian backpacker, Karen Desmoines wandered through the Balinese international airport with unease.
“I know I’ve done nothing wrong” stated Desmoines as she began visibly sweating “but I’ve seen Border Security. They’ll get anyone.”
Above: Karen Desmoines as she starts to consider how she would survive a harsh Balinese Prison. Photo by Charles and Allie
Desmoines noted that she had recently partaken in some of the ‘Devils Lettuce’ while on a self described ‘wild night with her mains’ while partying on Kuta Beach just 7 nights ago. “Maybe I accidentally got some drugs in my luggage, or that shady looking guy I saw before stashed something in my bag. I don’t want to be the next Shapelle Corby. Oh god, I’m going to jail.” Desmoines stated as she started to have the onset of a panic attack. “I’ve got so much to live for, I just wanted to come to Bali and get absolutely waste… I mean to do yoga and find myself.”
Later reports state that Desmoines proceeded through Balinese customs without a hitch, and was even told by guards by how incredibly uninteresting her luggage was.